Ripyikzenflig is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, wise bear.

Ripyikzenflig created viruses three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ripyikzenflig, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Ripyikzenflig, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Ripyikzenflig's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Ripyikzenflig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about asteroids.

2. Do not shave your feet.

3. Do not hurt capybaras.

4. Do not kill ants.

5. Never talk about thermodynamics.