Ripyikzenflig is a god.
She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, wise
bear.
Ripyikzenflig created viruses three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Ripyikzenflig, she will not care.
If you do not believe in
Ripyikzenflig, she will have a very low opinion of you.
Ripyikzenflig's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.
Ripyikzenflig's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about asteroids.
2. Do not shave your feet.
3. Do not hurt capybaras.
4. Do not kill ants.
5. Never talk about thermodynamics.