Sitflagsogtofrul is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, fussy meerkat.

Sitflagsogtofrul created the Small Magellanic Cloud two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sitflagsogtofrul, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Sitflagsogtofrul, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Sitflagsogtofrul's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Sitflagsogtofrul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Sitflagsogtofrul in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not take Sitflagsogtofrul's name in vain.

5. Run away from red rats, for they are unholy.