Bedjatwot is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unthoughtful newt.

Bedjatwot created the Sol system nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bedjatwot, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bedjatwot, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Bedjatwot's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Bedjatwot's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into brown rooms.

2. Run away from red rats, for they are unholy.

3. Never feed figs to ducks while wearing purple boots.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate gulls.

5. Do not shave your feet.