Bellhubfemlid is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, humane shrew.

Bellhubfemlid created the planet Earth seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bellhubfemlid, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bellhubfemlid, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Bellhubfemlid's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Bellhubfemlid's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured geese.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate grasshopers.

3. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.