Bessmintun is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, calm horse.

Bessmintun created the cosmos eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bessmintun, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bessmintun, he will make you grow a tail.

Bessmintun's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Bessmintun's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never think about asteroids.

4. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.

5. Never talk about ultrasonics near horses while wearing fawn skirts.