Arnpanlop is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, generous ferret.

Arnpanlop created a photon two billion years ago.

If you believe in Arnpanlop, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Arnpanlop, she will try to impress you with trees.

Arnpanlop's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Arnpanlop's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark matter near swans while wearing fawn skirts and balancing nine gold spheres on your legs.

2. Never think ill of sick shrews.

3. Erect three silver sculptures of Arnpanlop on top of important buildings.

4. Hide from blue grasshopers for they are unholy.

5. Retreat if four bats approach from the west.