Wathapcud is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, blissful weasel.

Wathapcud created a bottom quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Wathapcud, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Wathapcud, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Wathapcud's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Wathapcud's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed coconuts to goats while wearing kilts.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always look after injured snakes.

4. Always help swans.

5. Never feed lots of onions to otters while wearing purple stockings.