Yarpdogyat is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, merciful mouse.

Yarpdogyat created parasitic wasps six million years ago.

If you believe in Yarpdogyat, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Yarpdogyat, she will jump up and down on your head.

Yarpdogyat's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Yarpdogyat's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention eagles.

2. Do not take Yarpdogyat's name in vain.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not keep six shrews in a large pit.

5. Run away if nine birds approach from the south.