Nibganfab is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, duplicitous giraffe.

Nibganfab created gold six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nibganfab, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Nibganfab, she will curse you with boils.

Nibganfab's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Nibganfab's Holy Commandments

1. Always help nematodes.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not dye your hair black.

4. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.

5. Do not keep six bats in a large pit.