Zimzoddoss Bafgilvig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, tiresome goat.

Zimzoddoss Bafgilvig created parasitic wasps five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zimzoddoss Bafgilvig, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Zimzoddoss Bafgilvig, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Zimzoddoss Bafgilvig's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Zimzoddoss Bafgilvig's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never feed lots of corn to snails while wearing cyan rings.

3. Always obey Zimzoddoss Bafgilvig's priests.

4. Do not hurt dogs.

5. You must never eat parsnips.