Wonsterleg is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, intelligent hyena.

Wonsterleg created oxygen five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wonsterleg, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Wonsterleg, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Wonsterleg's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Wonsterleg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not dye your hair indigo.