Bodyarpfarnsitartbaggigfon is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, benevolent crane.

Bodyarpfarnsitartbaggigfon created energy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bodyarpfarnsitartbaggigfon, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Bodyarpfarnsitartbaggigfon, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Bodyarpfarnsitartbaggigfon's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Bodyarpfarnsitartbaggigfon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never eat figs.

4. Worship no other gods but Bodyarpfarnsitartbaggigfon.

5. Always help sick gulls.