Fudtaplag is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, merciful gorilla.

Fudtaplag created Europe two years ago.

If you believe in Fudtaplag, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fudtaplag, it will turn you into a goat.

Fudtaplag's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Fudtaplag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dwarf planets.

2. Do not dye your hair green.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.