Legfengab is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, ruthless butterfly.

Legfengab created the Sun eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Legfengab, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Legfengab, she will manifest in front of you.

Legfengab's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Legfengab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Worship no other gods but Legfengab.

3. Always wear pink.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Feed all hungry geese.