Sandjondam is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, contented jackal.

Sandjondam created gold two million years ago.

If you believe in Sandjondam, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Sandjondam, it will be very unhappy.

Sandjondam's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Sandjondam's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about asteroids.

2. Never bounce in the presence of eagles.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Always help snakes in need.

5. Respect your elders.