Wigzakmeg is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, unsympathetic bear.

Wigzakmeg created an atom four billion years ago.

If you believe in Wigzakmeg, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Wigzakmeg, it will turn you into a mole.

Wigzakmeg's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Wigzakmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Wigzakmeg loves sheep, so they must be respected.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wigzakmeg.

3. You must never eat coconuts.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never talk about stars.