Ruttmiljig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, omniscient capybara.

Ruttmiljig created a strange quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttmiljig, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Ruttmiljig, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Ruttmiljig's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Ruttmiljig's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not eat lentils.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never leap in the presence of goats.