Godcibcem is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, annoying dragonfly.

Godcibcem created the Whirlpool Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Godcibcem, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Godcibcem, it will laugh at you.

Godcibcem's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Godcibcem's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Godcibcem.

2. Run away if four great tits approach from the north.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. Retreat if three tortoises approach from the south.

5. Bats are not to be trusted.