Panwigfomdib is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, fast swan.

Panwigfomdib created energy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Panwigfomdib, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Panwigfomdib, he will turn you into a goat.

Panwigfomdib's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Panwigfomdib's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never go into red rooms.

5. Never think ill of sick bats.