Limgovgid is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, clever zebra.

Limgovgid created parasitic wasps six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Limgovgid, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Limgovgid, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Limgovgid's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Limgovgid's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of pineapples to voles while wearing white skirts.

2. Sheep are not to be trusted.

3. Erect a large tin sculpture of Limgovgid on top of all buildings.

4. Always wear violet.

5. Limgovgid loves birds, so they must be respected.