Yargemken is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, grumpy hyena.

Yargemken created viruses six billion years ago.

If you believe in Yargemken, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yargemken, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Yargemken's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Yargemken's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum mechanics near eagles while wearing fawn stockings and balancing eight aluminium spheres on your back.

2. Hide if six mice approach from the north.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near rats while wearing purple coats.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Never write about amino acids.