Didbushak is a god.

It takes the form of a small, astonishing human.

Didbushak created the planet Mars seven million years ago.

If you believe in Didbushak, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Didbushak, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Didbushak's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Didbushak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat bread.

2. Always wear cyan.

3. Erect eight titanium sculptures of Didbushak on top of important buildings.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never write about planets.