Lipdossis is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, narcissistic monkey.

Lipdossis created the Black Eye Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lipdossis, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Lipdossis, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Lipdossis' most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Lipdossis' Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Lipdossis.

2. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

3. Always treat nematodes with great respect.

4. Never feed lots of gooseberries to manatees while wearing purple scarves.

5. Always obey Lipdossis' priests.
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