Hogtailfit is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, charitable warg.

Hogtailfit created the universe three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hogtailfit, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Hogtailfit, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Hogtailfit's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Hogtailfit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick dogs.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate foxes.

5. Never write about stars.