Bastmigtarg is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, selfish wolf.

Bastmigtarg created dark matter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bastmigtarg, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bastmigtarg, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Bastmigtarg's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Bastmigtarg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear copper on your body.

2. Always look after injured dolphins.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never sing in holy places.