Fetdidgar is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, self-assured yak.

Fetdidgar created a strange quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fetdidgar, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fetdidgar, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Fetdidgar's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Fetdidgar's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fetdidgar.

2. Never talk about fluid mechanics near gulls while wearing fawn boots.

3. Never talk about planets.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
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