Zedcitsaf is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, loving ferret.

Zedcitsaf created the Virgo Supercluster eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zedcitsaf, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Zedcitsaf, she will be very sad.

Zedcitsaf's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Zedcitsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five monkeys approach from the west.

2. Zedcitsaf loves mice, so they must be honoured.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Zedcitsaf in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
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