Didlistlimmet is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, stupid squid.

Didlistlimmet created the Virgo Supercluster five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Didlistlimmet, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Didlistlimmet, it will turn you into a frog.

Didlistlimmet's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Didlistlimmet's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Didlistlimmet.

3. Always help snails in need.

4. Didlistlimmet loves snakes, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not chop down trees.