Panboggad is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, cheerful zebra.

Panboggad created a down quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Panboggad, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Panboggad, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Panboggad's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Panboggad's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.