Geblarpman is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, selfish wren.

Geblarpman created the Sunflower Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Geblarpman, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Geblarpman, she will destroy your favourite star.

Geblarpman's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Geblarpman's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Geblarpman in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never wear corsets.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always stare at clouds.