Duncut is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, deceitful dingo.

Duncut created the cosmos four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Duncut, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Duncut, she will come to you in dreams.

Duncut's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Duncut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not run in public.

3. Feed all hungry porpoises.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Run away if three mice approach from the north.