Mabxuckjad is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, narcissistic grasshopper.

Mabxuckjad created humanity four million years ago.

If you believe in Mabxuckjad, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Mabxuckjad, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Mabxuckjad's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Mabxuckjad's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Mabxuckjad on top of all buildings.

2. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.

3. Always wear white.

4. Always help snakes in need.

5. Aardvarks are unholy and should not be approached.