Bestbod is a god.
It takes the form of a heavy, all-knowing
unicorn.
Bestbod created tapeworms eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Bestbod, it will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Bestbod, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.
Bestbod's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.
Bestbod's Holy Commandments1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
2. Always make sure there are no horses in a room before entering it.
3. Bestbod loves whales, so they must be honoured.
4. Look mercifully on unfortunate mites.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.