Diddabyak Lundubwat is a god.
He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, compassionate
dove.
Diddabyak Lundubwat created the planet Earth three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Diddabyak Lundubwat, he will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Diddabyak Lundubwat, he will send you a sign.
Diddabyak Lundubwat's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.
Diddabyak Lundubwat's Holy Commandments1. Never wear tights.
2. Never pour water over plants.
3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.