Diddabyak Lundubwat is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, compassionate dove.

Diddabyak Lundubwat created the planet Earth three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Diddabyak Lundubwat, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Diddabyak Lundubwat, he will send you a sign.

Diddabyak Lundubwat's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Diddabyak Lundubwat's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear tights.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.