Bogvedfen is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, strong horse.

Bogvedfen created the Large Magellanic Cloud five million years ago.

If you believe in Bogvedfen, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bogvedfen, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Bogvedfen's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Bogvedfen's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about special relativity.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always help sick dogs.

4. Never eat peas.

5. Learn three new languages a year.