Lamyikzodyatt is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, proud toad.

Lamyikzodyatt created a strange quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Lamyikzodyatt, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Lamyikzodyatt, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Lamyikzodyatt's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Lamyikzodyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Lamyikzodyatt.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate goats.

3. Never eat lentils.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Lamyikzodyatt.

5. Do not chop down trees.