Nurlbonkhog is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, capable crane.

Nurlbonkhog created an atom two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurlbonkhog, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nurlbonkhog, it will torture you forever.

Nurlbonkhog's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Nurlbonkhog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never talk about aardvarks.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never run in holy places.

5. Do not wear gold on your body.