Bafbogpas is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, unselfish fish.

Bafbogpas created the Black Eye Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bafbogpas, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bafbogpas, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Bafbogpas' most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Bafbogpas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never think ill of sick monkeys.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.