Duss is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, ill-tempered manatee.

Duss created Europe three million years ago.

If you believe in Duss, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Duss, it will turn you into a duck.

Duss' most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Duss' Holy Commandments

1. Never feed figs to frogs while wearing shoes.

2. You must love Duss.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not laugh in public.