Camhimjad is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, passionate bee.

Camhimjad created the Andromeda Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Camhimjad, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Camhimjad, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Camhimjad's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Camhimjad's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

2. Never feed lots of figs to snakes while wearing red hats.

3. Never write about nebulae.

4. Always help horses in need.

5. Never sprint in the presence of mites.