Sagfunrag is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, moody wombat.

Sagfunrag created a charm quark four years ago.

If you believe in Sagfunrag, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sagfunrag, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Sagfunrag's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Sagfunrag's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never wear rings.

4. Never sing near seals.

5. Do not take Sagfunrag's name in vain.
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