Cambonklap is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, impressive shark.

Cambonklap created the Tadpole Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Cambonklap, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cambonklap, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Cambonklap's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Cambonklap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat wheat.

2. Great tits are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never talk about quantum gravity near ants while wearing black ear rings.