Jadabbab is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, conceited gnu.

Jadabbab created everything that exists seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jadabbab, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Jadabbab, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Jadabbab's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Jadabbab's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap near dogs.

2. Learn nine new languages a year.

3. Never wear rings.

4. Jadabbab loves seals, so they must be respected.

5. Erect three aluminium sculptures of Jadabbab on top of important buildings.