Jadabbab is a god.
He takes the form of a slim, conceited
gnu.
Jadabbab created everything that exists seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Jadabbab, he will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Jadabbab, he will turn you into a sparrow.
Jadabbab's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.
Jadabbab's Holy Commandments1. Never leap near dogs.
2. Learn nine new languages a year.
3. Never wear rings.
4. Jadabbab loves seals, so they must be respected.
5. Erect three aluminium sculptures of Jadabbab on top of important buildings.