Sandtifstantomyatt is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely heavy, strong
capybara.
Sandtifstantomyatt created the world two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Sandtifstantomyatt, she will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Sandtifstantomyatt, she will turn you into a rat.
Sandtifstantomyatt's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.
Sandtifstantomyatt's Holy Commandments1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
2. Never look at asteroids.
3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.
5. Always wear pink.