Bepfligflag is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, flying squirrel.

Bepfligflag created the planet Venus eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bepfligflag, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bepfligflag, she will torture you forever.

Bepfligflag's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Bepfligflag's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant in the presence of moths.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always obey Bepfligflag's priests.

5. Bepfligflag loves aardvarks, so they must be respected.