Gidsterlop is a god.
It takes the form of a very thin, smart
centaur.
Gidsterlop created an electron seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Gidsterlop, it will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Gidsterlop, it will think nothing of it.
Gidsterlop's most sacred site is Camon in France.
Gidsterlop's Holy Commandments1. Hide from orange goats for they are unholy.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.
3. Feed all hungry dogs.
4. Never pour water over plants.
5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gidsterlop.