Donnadlap is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, tranquil wyvern.

Donnadlap created Africa four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Donnadlap, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Donnadlap, she will cry a lot.

Donnadlap's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Donnadlap's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of melons to mice while wearing magenta corsets.

2. You must never eat apples.

3. Never look at asteroids.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.