Donnadlap is a god.
She takes the form of a huge, tranquil
wyvern.
Donnadlap created Africa four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Donnadlap, she will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Donnadlap, she will cry a lot.
Donnadlap's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.
Donnadlap's Holy Commandments1. Never feed lots of melons to mice while wearing magenta corsets.
2. You must never eat apples.
3. Never look at asteroids.
4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
5. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.