Vonkwipont Hansakflab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, caring chicken.

Vonkwipont Hansakflab created an electron four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vonkwipont Hansakflab, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Vonkwipont Hansakflab, it will turn you into a mouse.

Vonkwipont Hansakflab's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Vonkwipont Hansakflab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in green rooms.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never talk about ducks.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Vonkwipont Hansakflab.

5. Do not hurt rats.