Dodgamveg is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, omniscient goat.

Dodgamveg created oxygen seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Dodgamveg, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Dodgamveg, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Dodgamveg's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Dodgamveg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always help tapirs in need.

3. You must love Dodgamveg.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never look at nebulae.