Gof Bugflyjen is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, duplicitous wren.

Gof Bugflyjen created the planet Venus eight million years ago.

If you believe in Gof Bugflyjen, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Gof Bugflyjen, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Gof Bugflyjen's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Gof Bugflyjen's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into blue rooms.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not kill nematodes.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never think about archaea.